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[xp_rogue]

People! Come on! It's Jan 3, and I ain't heard a damn thing about anyone's resolutions yet!

Last year, I resolved to drink more wine, eat more things and watch more crappy TV and I'm proud to say I aced it!

This year, I'm gonna be a bit more productive. I'm gonna fold laundry the second it's dry, wear more matching socks and learn how to braid my hair.

2019, here we come!

Comments

[xp_jubilee]

I believe my New Years resolution is to bang someone on every continent. I have managed Africa or Russia yet...Or Australia. Ooh. Antarctica! Almost forgot that one too.

[xp_rogue]

A worthy pursuit, and I hope you achieve that goal. People bang on Antarctica all the time! There's been 11 babies born there since like the 70s.

Crazy horny scientists.

[xp_bruiser]

If you count bang as an explosion it can help your goals!

/Helpful Molly Tip #211

[xp_jubilee]

You’re my hero, Dude. I’m totes counting both.

[xp_skin]

Russia's not a continent, Jubes. Big enough to be one, though.

[xp_rogue]

...oh wow, Angelo, I didn't even catch that.

I think I'm going to buy Jubes (and me) a globe. Or an atlas.

[xp_jubilee]

After some research, I’m counting it as Europe cause I already banged someone in Asia.